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| THE QUESTION: Perhaps
you would care to explain just how you were able to feed some 5000 people
by simply the passing of those five
infamous baskets amongst that rather large gathering? |
| THE ANSWER:
First off, there were considerably far less
than 5000 people at even the largest gatherings, even less than one-tenth
that number being some 500; I don't remember ever drawing much more than say
200 or 300 people at any given gathering on the very best of days and even
that is a rather enthusiastic estimation most particularly if one would only
considers the actual populations of the small settlements that I had visited
throughout Judea and mostly in my own familiar Galilee. I believe that even
some of my own faithful and loyal disciples probably reported more people
than there actually were, if only for the thoughtful purpose than keeping me
from losing any of my youthful enthusiasm. In any case, the particular
report of my miraculously feeding one of my larger gatherings was just
another simple misunderstanding of what had actually taken place; assuming
of course that the report found in the Bible is referring to the same
incident that I recall. And again, I remind you that the account of this or
any other event was written many years after it had actually taken place,
and more probably than not, initially reported by someone who was not
actually present. First off, I need to explain these five miraculous
baskets. As I recall, on this particular occasion that might have given
rise to the reporting of this incidence, there were two families that had
brought baskets of food simply because both of these families had brought
with them a number of children in their care and these young children needed
to be fed in the course of the gathering. These children that often
accompanied their parents or caretakers to these gatherings just weren't as
able to go through the entire day without eating more often than their
parents, and the ceremony of eating had also served to keep some of the
children occupied as many of them had little or no actual interest in the
purpose of the gathering and certainly in what I was saying. I recall that
these two families in their enthusiasm to share what little they had,
suggested to me their willingness to pass their modest baskets amongst those
who were close to them, and for anyone to take whatever they had need of. I
thought this was such thoughtful offers on the part of these families, that
I enthusiastically accepted their kind offer without any reservation, and
only added that if anyone else had anything they wish to contribute to this
sharing, that they might do so. There were five baskets between these two
families and these five baskets ended up serving as the very vessels
necessary for what turned into this rather unexpected communal sharing.
That's all it was, and as it was reported, these five baskets were
eventually returned to the two families overflowing with offerings from
their good neighbors. I might add a rather significant footnote to this
particular incident. It was quite customary for most adults and even
children who had cause to be away from their homes to have a stash of bread
and sometimes dried fish that could possibly sustain them in the unforeseen
event that they became lost or simply delayed in reaching their ultimate
destinations or return to their homes. The children in particular were
routinely taught this more necessary practice of desert-like survival, and
it was always accompanied with the firm insistence that this stash that was
intentionally and securely hidden amongst their clothing should never be
unnecessarily shared, as it may be needed in the case of some emergency. So
I might add that these mostly desert-dwelling and often poor Hebrew who had
received these traditional instructions were then willing to break with this
time-honored tradition and actually share what was supposed to have been
preserved in the event of some emergency; this was no emergency! That
unprecedented sharing may have actually qualified as some miraculous event,
but in actuality there was simply no miracle as such outside of this
unexpected act of sharing with one's neighbors. And I can’t even take the
full credit for this particular incident since it was those two loving and
generous families who had first suggested sharing what little they had; this
was a good testament that I might have had some modestly good effect with my
emphasis on the importance of loving one’s neighbors. So much for another of those many misconstrued reporting of an otherwise simple event! I can easily understand that what was thought to be necessary in these exaggerated accounts was nothing more than another means of convincing the masses of my supposed divinity. I hope you understand that some of the other miracles that were attributed to me just aren't a part of my memory; not wanting to harshly judge anyone, let's just say that some of these stories must've been the product of some enthusiastic disciple who possessed a vivid imagination. So I hope your next question will deal with something that I have some good recollection of actually having taken place as in these first questions. |